I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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