I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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