What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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