are you so shy because you have an std?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
When are your genitals available?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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