i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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