If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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