what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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