Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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