question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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