Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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