your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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