so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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