I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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