I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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