It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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