Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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