I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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