So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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