he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Randomize
