Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
4 words: hood of his car
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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