haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Every concussion has its silver lining
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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