I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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