in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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false alarm. still invincible.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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