school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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