i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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