can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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