The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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