so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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