: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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