You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
