if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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