bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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