Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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