This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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