You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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