Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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