do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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