Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
