i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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