at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So. Much. Porn.
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