the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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