Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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