Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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