You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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