Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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