Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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