I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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