So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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