grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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