i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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