I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I supernannyed him into submission
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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