Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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