I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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