I love black thongs
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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