Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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