oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
