Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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