she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
do nipples grow back?
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