Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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