it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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