I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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